Learner drivers
The SMH reports on yesterday’s crash in Sydney’s Kogarah where a learner driver took a Toyota echo into the queue at a bus stop. 12 injured, one dead, a lot of confusion to follow as people think about limiting learner drivers (which will make the dreaded P-Platers more dangerous).
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Whatever it takes
The Age is disturbed that the somewhat disgraced ALP power broker, Graham Richardson, has been lobbying in VIctoria on behalf of the massive Kew Cottages development. No-one is owning up to actually paying him for his services.
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Home by Christmas
The Australian speculates that David Hicks will be home by Christmas after his plea bargain. The Concatenate is willing to bet a case of scotch that David Hicks will be home well before the federal election (which will probably be in October). We were rather stunned to see the new Minister for Justice, Senator David Johnston, declare that “if you plead guilty you go in the dock and you don’t go home that night”, which seemed in bad taste considering David Hicks hasn’t been home in five years. The gaping silence from the ALP indicates how disappointed they are in this outcome.
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Aquifer politics
The West Australian notes that over a thousand people protested in Perth against the tapping of the Yarragadee aquifer.
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Older Proclaimers
The Daily Telegraph hacks are thrilled that the great drinking anthem “500 Miles” by the Proclaimers is back on top of the British charts 19 years after it’s release. The Terror has spiffy YouTube of the new and original versions.
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Swim championships
The Courier Mail is all over the scandal from the swimming championships in Melbourne where a Ukranian coach has been taken away by police after beating his daughter (one of his swimmers) in front of video cameras.
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Ben Cousins
The Herald Sun is dismayed by gossip that as the world fretted about the welfare of Ben Cousins last week he was thoroughly enjoying a three day bender.
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Washed out
AdelaideNow gushes over a Matthew Hayden innings from Antigua where our World Cup Super 8 round has kicked off with a score of 6-322 of which Hayden bludgeoned 158 from 143 balls. The West Indies innings in reply was rained out but will be resumed in full tonight our time.
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Fans
Still at the World Cup, PerthNow reports that Jamaican police want to speak to three “fans” of the Pakistan cricket team who had rather good access to the team and the team hotel. Getting anyone back from Pakistan is going to be very hard and the slow starting investigation into Bob Woolmer’s murder appears to have missed its chance.
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Martin Bryant
The Hobart Mercury informs us that the Port Arthur massacre maker, Martin Bryant, has managed to smuggle a razor into his cell with which he has opened his own throat. It makes one wonder about the mercy of life in prison over the death penalty.
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Fishing licences
The NT News is horrified that recreational fishing licences will be required in the NT for the first time ever.
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Boom over?
The Brisbane Times brings word from the Queensland Investment Corporation’s chief executive that the commodoties boom is going to shudder to a halt next year as global supply comes on line.
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Armidale School
The SMH is aghast that a senior teacher at the prestigious Armidale School has been charged over the production (not just the consumption) of child pornography. At this time the students at the school are not believed to have been exploited.
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Schooling
The Age is very pleased that Victoria’s education system appears to be doing better than it’s counterparts in testing for literacy and numeracy. More worrying nationally are indications that the longer students spend in public schools the worse they become.
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Backdown
The Australian notes that Kevin Rudd’s support for casual workers and contractors has evaporated after just one day of union fury.
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Petrol prices
The West Australian is displeased that despite the Australian dollar being at stratospheric levels the price of petrol is once again soaring.
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Real estate
The Daily Telegraph is pleased that the volume of real estate sales has risen nationwide for the third month in a row.
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Burnt out Rebels
The Courier Mail is intrigued by a suspicious fire at the Rebels motorcycle gang’s Brisbane club house. Started by their enemies? Or a drug lab gone wrong? The vultures could be circling the Rebels as their leader Alex Vella remains stranded in Japan after losing his residency visa (he’s a Maltese citizen).
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Emergency lanes
The Herald Sun is carrying calls for emergency lanes to be required on toll roads in the wake of the horrific Burnley Tunnel crash where the lack of an emergency lane clearly contributed to the carnage.
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Direct flights
AdelaideNow is very impressed that a slew of gulf-state airlines have been allowed to start direct flights to Sydney.
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Esperance
PerthNow notes that the ever widening Esperance lead contamination scandal now runs to the seafood from the area.
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Bleach bomb
The Hobart Mercury is being remarkably calm about an attempt to bomb a Launceston hair salon which was foiled when one of the hairdressers kicked the bomb into a car park before it exploded.
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Big toad
The NT News is fascinated by the find of a big toad (0.83 kg breathlessly reported as 830 grams) and goes on to let the toadbuster group hawk their wares.
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Tim Nicholls
The Brisbane Times reports that the shambolic Queensland Liberals are having another leadership battle, this time with the freshly arrived Tim Nicholls trying to knock off Bruce Flegg.
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Saint John Paul II?
The SMH reports that the late Pope John Paul II remains on the sainthood fast track with a French nun’s claims he cured her of Parkinson’s disease being taken as proof of a miracle. Shake enough hands and you have to get lucky somewhere along the line, we wonder if they deduct points for sudden afflictions and maladies following popely contact?
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Defence boost
The Age reports that Defence is going to be a big winner from the upcoming budget in which the Government has more money than it knows what to do with. In particular Brendan Nelson has noted that it’s cheaper to pay people more to stay than to replace them so there are going to be some major pay rises.
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Myer profits
The Australian is impressed that the Myer group have started raking in impressive profits since coming out from under the dead hand of Coles.