Sneaky Kiwis Edging Closer
The Age has the terrifying news that, following their efforts to drown Australia’s eastern seaboard with their tsunami last week, the sneaky New Zealanders have edged 30 centimetres closer to us. In a sweeping piece of misdirection their dastardly scientists are trying to downplay the move:
- With the countries separated by the 2250-kilometre-wide Tasman Sea, the 30-centimetre closing of the gap in New Zealand’s south-west won’t make much difference.
It’s Salami tactics all over again!